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Epicenter was under 3mi from my house, and it felt ALARMING. #earthquake http://eqbot.com/DYR

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Proposing that ???????? be recognized as the “chef kiss”

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I'm not sure how this "reclaiming my time" thing works technically, but I am totally using that little gem in my next meeting.