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Epicenter was under 3mi from my house, and it felt ALARMING. #earthquake http://eqbot.com/DYR

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Proposing that ???????? be recognized as the “chef kiss”

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I'm not sure how this "reclaiming my time" thing works technically, but I am totally using that little gem in my next meeting.

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Sorry lunch was late, the clown in line ahead of me took forever to order.

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"We use too many damn modals." - If you work on the web, you'll find yourself nodding https://modalzmodalzmodalz.com

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Love that the ?Watch Walkie-Talkie UI is a nice shade of Nextel yellow.

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I tried changing Siri to have a British accent and now I’m like, who is this IMPOSTOR

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Yo @AIGinsurance - I've been on hold for over an hour to follow up on a request that I made Nov 22. What's with the poor customer service?

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I know an excellent digital product manager who is looking for a new FT job here in LA… DM me with any opportunities. (No recruiters please)