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Cyber Monday: best day of the year to unsubscribe from all those ecommerce mailing lists you somehow got signed up for.

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The North Pole is an insane 36 degrees warmer than normal as winter descends http://wpo.st/CtLF2

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First Touch Bar-enabling update from @1Password. Also, excellent Harry Potter-themed release notes! Now for my new MBP to be delivered...

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Has anyone out there tried Stash, “AI-organized bookmarking”? I could use something to replace Delicious https://stash.ai/landing?source=271f92c

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This “G Suite” email is some kind of six-months-late April Fools gag, right?

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Someone just told me I should “go ahead and wait”. I’m stealing that gem.

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…And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Echoplex LA

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Luckily I found the Challenger section of this parking lot, so mine won’t get lonely.

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Every day I don’t get mowed down while crossing the Costco driveway is a rare and special gift.

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The sunset was so nice tonight I had to stop to enjoy it. The camera doesn't quite capture the… https://www.instagram.com/p/BKmcDB2AV0G/

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If I had my own airline, the planes would all play “Danger Zone” at top volume when taking off.

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Lesson for today: sometimes WWF means World Wildlife Fund, and Randy Savage impressions aren’t as well received as you might think.

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This place is built like a brick Stickhouse.

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Tourist contraption from hell idea: combination snorkel/selfie stick

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I’ll be using a bow and arrows at today’s Easter egg hunt, because it’s more sportsmanlike.

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SPAWN OF SANTA

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I'll keep on believing in, I'll keep on believing in my life.

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My cuz @ewfeez spent his morning goading @Applebees and @Qdoba into a Twitter rap battle. I couldn’t be more proud.