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Every day I don’t get mowed down while crossing the Costco driveway is a rare and special gift.

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The sunset was so nice tonight I had to stop to enjoy it. The camera doesn't quite capture the… https://www.instagram.com/p/BKmcDB2AV0G/

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If I had my own airline, the planes would all play “Danger Zone” at top volume when taking off.

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Lesson for today: sometimes WWF means World Wildlife Fund, and Randy Savage impressions aren’t as well received as you might think.

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This place is built like a brick Stickhouse.

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Tourist contraption from hell idea: combination snorkel/selfie stick

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I’ll be using a bow and arrows at today’s Easter egg hunt, because it’s more sportsmanlike.

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SPAWN OF SANTA

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I'll keep on believing in, I'll keep on believing in my life.

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My cuz @ewfeez spent his morning goading @Applebees and @Qdoba into a Twitter rap battle. I couldn’t be more proud.

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OK, who invited me to a fantasy football league? Don’t bring the nerd to your football party, everyone will be happier including me :)

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Macklemcdonald. Wordplay fun with @michelka <3

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Free to be Macklemorrissey. http://redstarmovie.com /cc @michelka

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Red Star documentary project is 40% funded! To get up to 50% we're matching all donations for the next 24 hours. http://bit.ly/1eDeh0s

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Emmy-nominated producer joins RED STAR team http://bit.ly/1h41CFQ

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Russian billionaire, Hawking announce $100 million search for ET http://bit.ly/1LHaHRN

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Greetings friends from the #redstarmovie Freedom Rocks! fundraiser party in Downtown LA. /cc @michelka

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Now that the Circa news app is gone, I stand a chance of getting to those 8000 articles in Pocket I thought I’d never read. #silverlining

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How Michelle Kantor’s Cinefemme is Changing the Script for Women Directors http://bit.ly/1fNMgF7 /cc @michelka

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If anyone could donate a few minutes, just FOLLOW my wife’s film campaign on Seed&Spark - 500 will get her featured!
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The skanky Foster's Freeze across the street is becoming a Dunkin Donuts! Apart from a guitar store, it’s the best of all possible upgrades.