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“Daddy, I’m trying to turn you into a brony!”

Should have known there was a conspiracy afoot.

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Two months with a new laptop and so far I've managed to avoid Adobe CC and MS Office entirely. Feels good.

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The stuff of science fiction & comic books! How lizards regenerate their tails: researchers discover genetic ‘recipe’ http://bit.ly/1ttd0w4

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New favorite word: grotesquerie

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Comment sections are on their way out - http://bit.ly/XAjfDS

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Time Out: Twitter Is Officially Mucking With Your Timeline - http://bit.ly/XAi1bF

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This just gets worse and worse. Attorney For Ferguson Market: NO ONE From His Store Called 911 To Report Cigar Theft http://bit.ly/1tegNhK

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Use of force, citizen complaints decline when cops wear cameras http://cir.ca/s/TXCB

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Neat (and free) online PDF Swiss Army knife: http://smallpdf.com/

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Twitter is opening an office in Santa Monica. http://bit.ly/1t9fCA7

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This post isn't new, but worth a re-read. Valuable thinking for both developers & managers: Don't Be a Hero http://bit.ly/1uU1slF via @al3x

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As a victim of police brutality in SF, hoping events in Ferguson create a call for accountability. Many PD's operate like a gang of thugs.

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Working on serializers makes me wish for some Cinnamon Life.

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Wife's out of town, so I can have as many prunes as I want. #yolo

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I sprung for this kinda-pricey mat to use with my home standing desk, and my feet haven't stopped lovin' me for it! http://amzn.to/UeyoZ5

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I just. Wow. Amazing athleticism, this woman just rips through the course. Worth watching! http://bit.ly/1tUbsyF

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I liked Planet of the Apes, and was digging on the Futura subtitles. Designer friends, is it cool to use Futura again? (Was it ever?)

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Prioritizing Devices: Testing And Responsive Web Design - http://bit.ly/1wvj86t

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I often comment on the number of overhyped coffee places in Samo, but Philz is the real deal. SF goodness! http://4sq.com/1mUU3AB

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Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Not Talk to the Police http://pocket.co/sFFfx

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Do I ever love this. Really tired of the intrusive spam and cold calls, both as a developer and a hiring manager. http://bit.ly/1qWFG1J

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Me: The Goonies house & school from ‘Kindergarten Cop’ aren’t too far from Portland.
Wife: Really?
Me: IT’S NOT A RUMOR!
Family: *crickets*

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Unattended hotel maid cart == toiletry buffet free-for-all!

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Finally made it to Seattle and starting off with something serious. (@ Serious Pie) http://4sq.com/1t3hgVZ

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Impromptu sunset adventure

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We're spreading #meteorjs to help raise $25,000 for kids learning to code! Only takes 1 min to help http://challenge.meteor.com

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Infamous Addresses: Mobster Whitey Bulger's Santa Monica Hideout Now Up For Rent http://bit.ly/1l5u7gq

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My talented friend @bostonblake is producing CHARACTER, a fun-looking suspense-fantasy short film. Indiegogo page: http://bit.ly/1imVDvF

Chicken Car Wash

Chicken Car Wash
Anyone seen this car driving around the west side? Now we know where it gets clean.

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Came to look something up, and... forget it, 'cuz right now the Twitter is busy. #worldcup

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Staying in the Palace tonight!

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Great license plate! /cc @leebennett

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I'm at @TenderGreens (Santa Monica, CA) http://4sq.com/1oZxitT

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I know what I'm listening to today! MT @ChrisCarlson2: Hey Colby! Check out the new @DuffyBishop CD. http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/duffybishop3

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This is a welcome upgrade! iOS 8 WebKit finally allows all apps to have the same performance as Safari http://bit.ly/1krJ4yJ

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Food truck night! Big turnout tonight. (@ Santa Monica Food Truck Lot - @smfoodtrucklot) http://4sq.com/1h6K8aJ

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Sorry, I'm all out of gruntle for today.

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Apple opens door to Bitcoin apps with App Store rule change http://cir.ca/s/SS6

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A hugely talented blues/jazz/torch singer, stage performer and wonderful friend of mine has joined Twitter, welcome @DuffyBishop!

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I'm at Superba Food + Bread - @superbafb (Venice, CA) http://4sq.com/SyBZ3R

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This is a fantastic read: Process Is Being Told What to Do by Someone Who Has Less Information than You http://bit.ly/1o2sYND

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#heritage

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LOVE! Web host gives FCC a 28.8Kbps slow lane in net neutrality protest http://ars.to/1iwHo4O

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“It is definitely NOT ‘wandering around with a sloth time’.”

The things one says as a parent.

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My photo of the Marin County Courthouse is slide #4! Frank Lloyd Wright tours expand around the nation http://on.ksdk.com/1ku5KMm

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Checking out the new restaurant in the neighborhood. Quite good! (@ Blue Daisy) http://4sq.com/1ugBlGG

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I think I overdid it a tad on my run tonight. But it was hard to stop on an evening like this! @ Santa… http://instagram.com/p/neo0ZawDWZ/

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Fun. HTTP status codes. as depicted by lolcats: http://bit.ly/1lBjI2J

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Interesting concept, has anyone out there tried this? Why Users Fill Out Less If You Mark Required Fields - http://bit.ly/1jDwnMJ

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SweetTarts in my morning yogurt? It’s a special day indeed. Thanks, E. Bunny!

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OK I gotta check this place out... LA Bar's Epic Secret Entrance at Davey Wayne's http://thrl.st/1jfHDPc

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Whalerock Industries is looking for: Senior PHP Developer
http://jobvite.com/m?34e7mgww #job

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Interesting story about optimization. Why UPS Trucks Don't Turn Left - http://bit.ly/OZiWwV

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What do you need to make a successful web app? Solid advice for developers from @thomasfuchs. http://bit.ly/Rfz3IW

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Dad is watching the Masters on fast-forward. “It’s better this way because you don’t have to listen to the announcers.” He’s right.