Is this plane too small or is my laptop too big?
Amazon SES Introduces Open and Click Metrics for Tracking Customer Engagement
Putting an Airborne in a La Croix makes it way LESS fizzy. #themoreyouknow
Interesting evidence of how the means you choose to consume news can shape its reality. https://wapo.st/comey-captions
If you know a kid who's into My Little Pony, throwing "Princess Toilet Sparkle" out there once in a while is a fun troll.
Profoundly moving and well worth your time to read: New Orleans Mayor Landrieu’s address on Confederate monuments http://pulsegulfcoast.com/2017/05/transcript-of-new-orleans-mayor-landrieus-address-on-confederate-monuments
He is the BEST AND THE GREATEST EVER IN ALL OF HISTORY at being mistreated. ???? https://twitter.com/cspan/status/864884851475963904
Uber's enemies take aim: Lyft partners with Waymo to launch self-driving car pilots http://reut.rs/2pzSS39
Harry Potter and the Overly FaceTuned Profile Photo
Listening to the audio of the Jim Comey hearing, it sounds increasingly like @mrbobodenkirk from @BetterCallSaul speaking before Congress.
Very happy to have my wheels back. @ Los Angeles, California https://www.instagram.com/p/BTZ8H-uF3LD/
It was more like Mediocre Friday, if you ask me.
WHO LINTS THE LINTERS?
So now Russia’s gonna hack the Oscars too? #enoughisenough
Engineering management is a particular area where real technical expertise makes a big difference.
Political current events are pretty engrossing, but how about this news... the entire universe could be a hologram! http://usat.ly/2jLWcDz
Please tell me that someone is working on the drag queen sci-fi parody, Rouge One, at this very moment.
Trying out iCloud Drive as a replacement for Dropbox was a failed experiment. It's just not reliable enough.
Cyber Monday: best day of the year to unsubscribe from all those ecommerce mailing lists you somehow got signed up for.
Amazon reviewers are having a hilarious field day with this Trump hat Xmas ornament! ???? https://www.amazon.com/Trump-America-Great-Collectible-Ornament/dp/B01N67D8HO/
Neat! Gaia map of Milky Way stars looks like a photo, but it's not. http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2016/11/19/gaia_map_of_milky_way_stars_looks_like_a_photo_but_it_s_not.html
The North Pole is an insane 36 degrees warmer than normal as winter descends http://wpo.st/CtLF2
Pretty nicely done app, this new Firefox Focus - a simple, privacy-focused, content-blocking browser for iOS https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2016/11/17/introducing-firefox-focus-a-free-fast-and-easy-to-use-private-browser-for-ios/
Petition @realDonaldTrump: Stephen Bannon Has No Business In The White House https://www.splcenter.org/stephen-bannon-has-no-business-white-house
Petition @SpeakerRyan: Steve Bannon's racist, anti-semitic, misogynistic views don't belong in the White House https://www.change.org/p/paul-ryan-steve-bannon-s-racist-anti-semitic-misogynistic-views-don-t-belong-in-the-white-house
Some well-reasoned thoughts on why one company chose Ember vs. React for their new product https://blog.instant2fa.com/choosing-ember-over-react-in-2016-41a2e7fd341
First Touch Bar-enabling update from @1Password. Also, excellent Harry Potter-themed release notes! Now for my new MBP to be delivered...