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I'm not sure how this "reclaiming my time" thing works technically, but I am totally using that little gem in my next meeting.

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Sorry lunch was late, the clown in line ahead of me took forever to order.

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"We use too many damn modals." - If you work on the web, you'll find yourself nodding https://modalzmodalzmodalz.com

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Love that the ?Watch Walkie-Talkie UI is a nice shade of Nextel yellow.

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I tried changing Siri to have a British accent and now I’m like, who is this IMPOSTOR

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Yo @AIGinsurance - I've been on hold for over an hour to follow up on a request that I made Nov 22. What's with the poor customer service?

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I know an excellent digital product manager who is looking for a new FT job here in LA… DM me with any opportunities. (No recruiters please)

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"Why eat lunch when I could just have breakfast again?"
- Me, every day

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Pretty decent earthquake here in LA.

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*looks from IDE to Chrome tabs*
"??.?.."
*smoke comes from ears*
@JIRA's new favicon has caused uncounted developer short-circuits today!

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Healthy lunch 8/23:
• Make very nice salad
• Fall down stairs, drop salad
• Spend rest of hour cleaning up mess
• Eat box of cookies at desk

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Is this plane too small or is my laptop too big?

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Putting an Airborne in a La Croix makes it way LESS fizzy. #themoreyouknow

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Interesting evidence of how the means you choose to consume news can shape its reality. https://wapo.st/comey-captions

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If you know a kid who's into My Little Pony, throwing "Princess Toilet Sparkle" out there once in a while is a fun troll.